Rory  v  Robot

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Check out this video of a golfer with impressive skills

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking a shot,

raely make a perfect shot !

The NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex..... 

... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT

2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP

4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

 

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,

LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY

IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS

ARE PREPARING.

 

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

 

WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,

GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

Carbrook Golf Club  - Bull Sharks in Water Hazard

Just because its raining doesn't mean you can't play golf!!   Try this Golf Quiz ...

An interesting thing about golf is

that no matter how badly you play:

it is always possible to get worse !

A gushy onlooker told our Captain, "You are spectacular,

your name is synonymous with the game of golf.
 You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"
  Our Captain replied, "The holes are numbered."

HIT IT HARD, GO FIND IT
AND HIT IT HARD AGAIN.
                            Arnold Palmer

~My favourite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered~

Lord Robertson

 

~There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground~ Ben Hogan

I said "Slowdown Dave !"

PGS

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